Deucetron 

A shit the size of a jumbotron television screen that when flushed will most likely based on physics cause an overflow of water and contents onto the floor.

Better call the plumber, the deucetron i took this morning clogged up the toilet again.

Deucetron by redux saints January 12, 2022

DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

Deuceronomy 

Having a bowel movement of biblical proportions.

Oh my goodness gracious, God has blessed me. I just dropped a dirty deuceronomy that could choke a camel, so...

Deuceronomy by Scottzers!!! May 13, 2013

Deucetop 

The point of one's butt where the curvature angle is such that there is no greater peak level of elevation; the highest point of one's butt; the arch of the butt

(1) "Yo I climbed that deucetop like a warrior with a battle ax"; (2) "You know I maintain my deucetop like a Cadillac, that shit glistens"; (3) "Wife maintains that deucetop pristine, shit belongs in a gallery"

Deucetop by digital jamando March 13, 2015

deuteron 

A deuterium nucleus; namely, a proton and a neutron. It is used in nuclear applications, such as the bombardment of molybdenum plates to create technetium plates. With an electron, it forms the stable hydrogen isotope of deuterium or "heavy hydrogen", symbol D, atomic wt. 2. Water with both hydrogens replaced by deuterium is called "heavy water" (D2O), and is used as a moderator in the harnessing of nuclear fuels.

I swear that deuterons have somethingy to do with the book of Deuteronomy, 5th book of the Old Testament.

deuteron by eszett May 15, 2003

Deuteronomy

Biblical literature. Deuteronomy is the fifth book of the Torah and the last book in the section of "Law" in the Christian Old Testament

It has nothing to do with the female genitalia that were written in definition by these jackasses.

He will not fail you nor destroy you nor forget the covenant with your fathers which He swore to them. - Deuteronomy 4:31

Deuteronomy by BruhTwoPointO July 21, 2021

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 

A passage from the Bible which describes how a rape victim must marry her rapist, but only for a price.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)

If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006