Dethphone 

The most brutal cell phones ever, made by Dethklok. Night time minutes start at 11 PM, and the phones can be used to kill trolls.

"This (dethphone) is heavy, it hurts my face. Boy I really hates it."

Dethphone by Loli2Poop January 26, 2008

Deadphones 

Head/earphones that no longer work

Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.

Deadphones by sieffy13 June 25, 2012

boner dethroner 

Someone or something that can get rid of a sexual feeling.

Thinking about baseball is a boner dethroner.

His/Her unibrow is a boner dethroner

boner dethroner by Danny Revolting August 20, 2006

Deadphone 

A person whose phone battery is always low or empty, despite any proximity to a charging cable.

I can never get ahold of Miranda, she's such a deadphone!

Deadphone by McKnowin July 29, 2015

Dethroned 

When someone interrupts you while you are enjoying a bowel movement in a toilet stall.

My friend anthony was dethroned at Bogarts when a stoner had the runs.

Dethroned by SkSr November 26, 2005

Dephoned 

When a phone company is not able to transfer old phone numbers to a new cell phone and you deliberately do not enter certain numbers in the new cell phone.

A - Hey, what's going on?
B - Who is this?
A - This is Mike.
B - Oh sorry. I dephoned you when I got my new cell phone.

Dephoned by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

god dethroned 

A heavy metal band who, as you can probably guess, Dont like God too well.

misc. albums: Bloody Blashemy, Lair of the white worm.

god dethroned by David April 16, 2005