Deadphones 

Head/earphones that no longer work

Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.

Deadphones by sieffy13 June 25, 2012

Deadphones 

Unplugged headphones worn for the purpose of listening to those around you, while still remaining autonomous, and apparently unavailable.

My girlfriend wears deadphones on the subway because she likes listening to people, but hates getting hit on by random dudes.

Deadphones by FleurideanFive July 29, 2017

Deadphones 

Headphones that have quit recessing sound either immediately or over time a.k.a they don't work!

"My headphones are deadphones"

Deadphones by E_to_da_F April 15, 2010

iPod headphones 

the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.

Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.

iPod headphones by #1stunna' January 2, 2008

headphones 

(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.

We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.

headphones by tuff stuff December 14, 2015

headphones 

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

headphones by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

Flesh Headphones 

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

Flesh Headphones by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013