Pancake Treason

When you do not eat pancakes on "Pancake Day".

Dad: It's Pancake Day what topping do you want on your pancakes?

Son: No thanks, I'll have waffles.

Dad: You can't want that, that's an act of pancake treason

by sieffy13 February 12, 2013

Pre-Trick 'r Treaters

Kids (usually with their parents) who go around trick 'r treating before Halloween. Usually a day before.

I had some pre-trick 'r treaters knock on my door earlier, I told them to go away because they were a day early.

by sieffy13 October 30, 2014

Deadphones

Head/earphones that no longer work

Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.

by sieffy13 June 25, 2012

Falacebook

A list of all the people who have performed oral sex on you.

Guy 1: Dude, your sister's in my falacebook.

Guy 2: Don't care, your mum's in mine!

by sieffy13 August 24, 2011

the grady twins

Those creepy ghost twins from 'The Shining'

The Grady twins: Come play with us Danny for ever and ever and ever.

by sieffy13 August 17, 2011

Ghost E-Mail

When one is notified of an unread E-Mail but in actual fact, they have not recieved one at all.

Guy 1: Oh cool, one new message and... it's a ghost e-mail.

by sieffy13 October 30, 2013