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Deadphones 

Head/earphones that no longer work
Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.
Deadphones by sieffy13 June 25, 2012

Deadphone 

A person whose phone battery is always low or empty, despite any proximity to a charging cable.
I can never get ahold of Miranda, she's such a deadphone!
Deadphone by McKnowin July 29, 2015

DEADPOOLED 

When all your friends/family or co workers have gone somewhere without you . Either an event or a movie ( how it originated)
Man! Dude they went without you to see deadpool ? You just got deadpooled , let me guess they also saw batman vs superman without you ? Wow deadpooled again . Thats skandless
DEADPOOLED by Jairobot July 3, 2016

Dephoned 

When a phone company is not able to transfer old phone numbers to a new cell phone and you deliberately do not enter certain numbers in the new cell phone.
A - Hey, what's going on?
B - Who is this?
A - This is Mike.
B - Oh sorry. I dephoned you when I got my new cell phone.
Dephoned by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

Dr. Dreadphones 

Another name for the Headphones made by Monster Cable called "Beats by Dr. Dre"
"Oh man that DJ has those badass Dr. Dreadphones!"
Dr. Dreadphones by TheInvsbleMan February 15, 2009

headphoned 

To wrap your legs around a person who is sucking your dick, or eating your pussy. Its the shit.
I was eating this girl out, and she headphoned me, it made the experience that much better.

Some bitch was sucking my dick so i headphoned her!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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