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Causes polethaeple to writhe in plugain
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Private detective
Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.
someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
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someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
Figure out what that means
“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Private detective by Assassin technical institute September 6, 2021
Detective Mark Hoffman
A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.
Detective Mark Hoffman by Josh Brovin December 12, 2012
Detention
Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.
Detention by A Human Male July 14, 2018
Detective "Four Hoes"
the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.
Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
Detective "Four Hoes" by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021
goth detectives
The mystery adventures of goths Bob Skeleton and Macabre de Coiffure (As played by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand). When the theme tune starts they run out of their coffins... weeelll not run, more like saunter. Goths don't run.
"The goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
goth detectives by Naboo That's Who June 12, 2008
emo detective
emo detective by tenkochabashira February 8, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.