derheim 

dir-hime
v. derheimed, derheiming, derheimes

1. A term used when one runs away during a soccer practice and then claims they were in the woods playing with mud. In reality, the culprit had just shit their pants with unimaginable force, thus creating the synonym 'dirty butt'. Not a common disability but one often confused with diarrhea. One that suffers from derheiming uncontrollably tends to also blast penile fluid all over young unsuspecting women's faces.

Holy shit, Luke just derheimed all over his white cotton capri's.

derheim by Stevenson Hazard September 30, 2005

derheim 

Commonly misused to interpret the actions of a semi-retarded man. The derheim is actually the pinnacle of female and male commorodary. Named after "Derheim," a hero in many eyes, after he expelled seminal fluid onto a passed out woman's face causing her eyes to stick shut as she awoke the next morning. The derheim can be performed by women to men by the same procedure or in Derheim's words, "by opening their rose and dropping fluid onto the boys face." Derheim in his second year at U. North Dakota is considered the best in his field of sexology.

I snuck into her room and she was out cold so I pulled out my tiny wing and derheimed everywhere.

derheim by Andy Bryan and Stephen Keane March 12, 2005

derheim 

Commonly misused to interpret the actions of a semi-retarded man. The derheim is actually the pinnacle of female and male commorodary. Named after "Derheim," a hero in many eyes, after he expelled seminal fluid onto a passed out woman's face causing her eyes to stick shut as she awoke the next morning. The derheim can be performed by women to men by the same procedure or in Derheim's words, "by opening their rose and dropping fluid onto the boys face." Derheim in his second year at UND is considered the best in his field of sexology.

I snuck into her room, she was out cold, so I pulled out my tiny wing and derheimed everywhere.

derheim by Andy Bryan and Stephen Keane May 13, 2005

Derhim 

Derhim is the word for when you have met your perfect homosexual soul mate.

Derek and Ibrahim started dating , they are such a Derhim. Did you hear about Nghia and Cristian dating, they are such a Derhim.

Derhim by brendonurie2 October 29, 2015

Annie Dexheimer 

The most beautiful man in the world. Has 8 testicals and wears a smelly French mustache glued to his face to blend in with the normals. He refuses to wear pants and is well known world wide. He wears a creeper cloak during his side-jobjob at Victoria's Secret. He has a very distinguishable face making the hoes in the club scream. People often hear rumors about him and the dinosaur in his pants.

Boy 1:Did you hear about Dexheimer?
Boy 2: Yea he was t.v the other day.
Boy 1: I got a picture of his tyrannosaurus!!!!

Girl 1: I dated Annie Dexheimer and it was the most wonderful thing.
Girl 2: Did you guys do it?
Girl 1: Mhm. Easy to believe, I passed out and had to go to the ER.
Cup: -is a cup-

Annie Dexheimer by HAPPYI3IRTHDAY December 2, 2011