Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.
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Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
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Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
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Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
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by DetectiveGhost February 12, 2022
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A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
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