Detectivate

To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.

I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.

by Quack M.D. August 1, 2019

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 13, 2020

Detectiving

When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.

Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him

by HongleDongle June 21, 2020

Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.

by estonks September 26, 2019

The activation of detecting.

You can detectivate in other areas besides homicide and SVU.

by Pauneal July 13, 2023

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 13, 2020