deteciving
WHEN you need to research something and uncover the clues. You put on your Sherlock Holmes (tm) hat and start deteciving.
deteciving by cptdetectivesam October 30, 2020
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Metal Detecting
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
Metal Detecting by Davydone March 6, 2009
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thumb detecting nut fucker
The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
thumb detecting nut fucker by J.Agnew November 6, 2017
easy as deceiving a refrigerator
Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.
This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.
This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.
These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.
Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.
Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.
easy as deceiving a refrigerator by Secret Agent: Dog January 14, 2016
Myspace Deceiving Default
A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.
Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"
Myspace Deceiving Default by Alina! March 14, 2009
detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?
Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
Deceiving Whore
Deceiving Whore by SSwizzle July 7, 2011