v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).
Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.
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I detectify from my detectification agency 'hawk-Livingstone detectivate' with the aid of my partner in (solving) crime, our sexy French secretary and our lovable but lazy dog scooter.
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Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.
someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
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someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
Figure out what that means
“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get the Private detective mug.A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.
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Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
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"The goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
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