Detectified 

It's when a person has bestowed the knowledge of detectivism on another human being.

You just got detectified bi*ch

Detectified by The detectifiers February 18, 2020

dementified 

Used as describing an object of dementification: looks weird, possibly tastes strange, maybe broken, not normal.
Can possibly freak small children out.

Tim: Hey Johnny, you're new pencil is kind of dementified.
Johnny: Yeah, my bro chewed it.
Tim: Erm....

dementified by Izzinatoratie May 31, 2009

defectified 

When a food is non- edible because of being touched by another food

I don't wanna eat the rest of my food, its defectified!

defectified by mauiismydog April 15, 2009

Uni-Directified

Uni-Directified is a mapping method of gathering / generating proxies. This was a function created by Alexander Surtees. Or exi. This allows large quantiles of proxies to be created and output directly through Alexander’s own proxy generator. Aura.

We use Uni-Directified mapping in our program!

Uni-Directified by Marcus Granger November 6, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019