detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detextive

The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"

"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."

by Furk Busch May 26, 2009

Detectify

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

Detectified

It's when a person has bestowed the knowledge of detectivism on another human being.

You just got detectified bi*ch

by The detectifiers February 18, 2020

Detexting

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.

What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.

by Bighead October 21, 2012

Detensify

To reduce the tension of any situation by any means necessary

After watching the shower scene of The Covanant I had to detensify with a shower of my own. *Wink Wink*

by Rezmie May 24, 2009

Demeatify

To completely remove the flesh from something.

"I so totally had to demeatify that chicken wing last night. Only the bone was left!"

by 0mikey0 June 9, 2009