“I will detectivate you Andrew”

Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020
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To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.
I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.
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“I will detectivate you Andrew”

Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020
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Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.
Jake should stop detectiving my new ceiling fan.
by estonks September 26, 2019
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When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.
Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
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