Detectivate

To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.
I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.
by Quack M.D. August 01, 2019
mugGet the Detectivatemug.

Detectivate

“I will detectivate you Andrew

Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020
mugGet the Detectivatemug.

Detectivate

“I will detectivate you Andrew

Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020
mugGet the Detectivatemug.

Detectiving

Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.
Jake should stop detectiving my new ceiling fan.
by estonks September 26, 2019
mugGet the Detectivingmug.

Detectivate

The activation of detecting.
You can detectivate in other areas besides homicide and SVU.
by Pauneal July 13, 2023
mugGet the Detectivatemug.

Detectiving

When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.
Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
by HongleDongle June 21, 2020
mugGet the Detectivingmug.