Detectivate

To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.

I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.

by Quack M.D. August 01, 2019

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“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

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Detectiving

When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.

Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him

by HongleDongle June 21, 2020

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The activation of detecting.

You can detectivate in other areas besides homicide and SVU.

by Pauneal July 13, 2023

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Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.

Jake should stop detectiving my new ceiling fan.

by estonks September 26, 2019

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“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

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《¤》Occultive《¤》Detectivism《¤》occUult《¤》detecTivism《¤》occulT《¤》detectivisM《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 01, 2025

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