Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

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Detectify

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

Detectify by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

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Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

Derection by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

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Detectified

It's when a person has bestowed the knowledge of detectivism on another human being.

You just got detectified bi*ch

Detectified by The detectifiers February 18, 2020

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erectifying

adj.
As in giving one a boner; purely arousing.

Synonyms: Bonerific

That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying.

erectifying by Tommy Connors January 27, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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