derectify 

The act of going softer than soft

When I see my mother, I derectify.

derectify by derectifycreator69420 September 7, 2021

derectify 

the act of going softer than soft.

When I see my mother, I derectify.

derectify by derectifycreator69420 September 8, 2021

detextify 

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detectify 

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

Detectify by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

Derection 

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

Derection by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

Detectified 

It's when a person has bestowed the knowledge of detectivism on another human being.

You just got detectified bi*ch

Detectified by The detectifiers February 18, 2020

erectifying

adj.
As in giving one a boner; purely arousing.

Synonyms: Bonerific

That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying.

erectifying by Tommy Connors January 27, 2004