worthless and condemnable vile individual and a source of monumental bullshit, someone who accused without basis and pretends to be right of his/her acts and looks like a shaved ape of no morals.

How dare you say I have an STD (sexually transmitted desease)Charlene?! You're despicable!

despicable by ethansfanatics January 25, 2009

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Despicable Me

A movie containing a villain named Gru, 3 orphan girls with weird ass name, and yellow minions that assemble on que.
Also, probably the best movie ever made. A cinema adventure filled with evil villains, freeze guns, girl-scout cookies, and fluffy unicorns.

-"Did you see Despicable me?"
--"Of course, I brought my unicorn with me!"
-"Neat-o"

Despicable Me by UnicornMaster July 27, 2010

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Despicable Phil

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."

Despicable Phil by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014

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despicale

People who are always right on politics

So many people argue about politics, but when they talk they are despicale about it, right on!

despicale by Trev45 September 28, 2017

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