worthless and condemnable vile individual and a source of monumental bullshit, someone who accused without basis and pretends to be right of his/her acts and looks like a shaved ape of no morals.

How dare you say I have an STD (sexually transmitted desease)Charlene?! You're despicable!

despicable by ethansfanatics January 25, 2009

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dospicate

To abstain from masturbation

Example 1
Person 1: You dospicating for good?
Person 2: stfu faggot

Example 2
Person 1: What happened yesterday?
Person 2: We got in a fight so I dospicated him, cut it right off
Person 1: stfu faggot

Example 3
Person 1: Didn’t you hear, he’s been dospicating for 3 years!

dospicate by TheDospicator June 11, 2018

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Despicable Me

A movie containing a villain named Gru, 3 orphan girls with weird ass name, and yellow minions that assemble on que.
Also, probably the best movie ever made. A cinema adventure filled with evil villains, freeze guns, girl-scout cookies, and fluffy unicorns.

-"Did you see Despicable me?"
--"Of course, I brought my unicorn with me!"
-"Neat-o"

Despicable Me by UnicornMaster July 27, 2010

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Despirate

Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.

Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."

Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."

"Wow, don't be a despirate."

Despirate by SHJF March 23, 2009

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