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Despawned 

The stupid mineteria owner, if you wanna meet him join fun.mineteria.com on Minecraft Java.
Do you know Despawned the mineteria owner?
Yeah?

He lost a game of bedwars.
Despawned by PastelliFox August 30, 2019
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Despawned 

“Where the fuck did alysha go?”
“Idk must’ve despawned”
Despawned by KarMa2230 July 4, 2018
Word of the Day on July 6, 2018
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Ron DeSpandex 

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.
The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.
Ron DeSpandex by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

dispwned 

What Maddox is now that his mom knows about his site. When you are disowned, but to like the 3rd power.

See example, as quoted from QDB.
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox
dispwned by Jack Skellington November 4, 2004

despanxed 

the less desirable state of a portly female after removing her fat hiding undergarment
That fly girl at the club turned into Star Jones after she despanxed in me and my uncles apartment
despanxed by 2012 Cowboy March 9, 2009

Despanding 

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.
When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."
Despanding by trouble72 April 16, 2009

Respawned 

To wake up in ones bed without any recollection of the night before. Primarily used in the context of heavy drinking.
Friend A: "Yo, dude, last night was nuts. I dont remember anything. I drank so much, I respawned! I was at the bar one minute... and next thing you know, I wake up in my bed!"

Friend B: "Yeah man, I know... I died too. Shit was rough".
Respawned by PassiveActivist March 3, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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