Despawned

The stupid mineteria owner, if you wanna meet him join fun.mineteria.com on Minecraft Java.

Do you know Despawned the mineteria owner?
Yeah?

He lost a game of bedwars.

by PastelliFox August 30, 2019

Despawned

To disappear from known existence.

“Where the fuck did alysha go?”
“Idk must’ve despawned”

by KarMa2230 July 4, 2018

Ron DeSpandex

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.

The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

dispwned

What Maddox is now that his mom knows about his site. When you are disowned, but to like the 3rd power.

See example, as quoted from QDB.

<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox

by Jack Skellington November 4, 2004

despanxed

the less desirable state of a portly female after removing her fat hiding undergarment

That fly girl at the club turned into Star Jones after she despanxed in me and my uncles apartment

by 2012 Cowboy March 9, 2009

Despanding

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.

When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."

by trouble72 April 16, 2009

Respawned

To wake up in ones bed without any recollection of the night before. Primarily used in the context of heavy drinking.

Friend A: "Yo, dude, last night was nuts. I dont remember anything. I drank so much, I respawned! I was at the bar one minute... and next thing you know, I wake up in my bed!"

Friend B: "Yeah man, I know... I died too. Shit was rough".

by PassiveActivist March 3, 2011