2 definition by 2012 Cowboy

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the less desirable state of a portly female after removing her fat hiding undergarment
That fly girl at the club turned into Star Jones after she despanxed in me and my uncles apartment
by 2012 Cowboy March 08, 2009

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performing oral sex on the female genitalia
I wanted to perform beav-llatio, but business was rank down there.
by 2012 cowboy March 08, 2009

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