despanxed

the less desirable state of a portly female after removing her fat hiding undergarment

That fly girl at the club turned into Star Jones after she despanxed in me and my uncles apartment

by 2012 Cowboy March 9, 2009

Ron DeSpandex

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.

The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

Despawned

The stupid mineteria owner, if you wanna meet him join fun.mineteria.com on Minecraft Java.

Do you know Despawned the mineteria owner?
Yeah?

He lost a game of bedwars.

by PastelliFox August 30, 2019

Despawned

To disappear from known existence.

“Where the fuck did alysha go?”
“Idk must’ve despawned”

by KarMa2230 July 4, 2018

despand

The opposite of expand.

Definition:
A word invented by me to describe the expand / despand area of a website normally associated with 'Anchors' where content can be contained in a 'Collapsible or un-collapsible' region and referenced in a web page by a hyperlinked statement, normally accessed and anchored to a question at the top of the web page.

Also used in non shakespeare style verb-age to describe someone who has 'eaten all the pies', thus further described as 'to expand or to despand, that is the fast food based question.'

by lilliferrari February 6, 2014

Deepaned

A term thrown around IT and tech support groups. When a technical support engineer answers a support call and gets suck for hours answering stupid questions and performing extensive hand holding for most basic of procedures, all of which could have been avoided if the customer just read the documentation on the subject or did a few Google searches. Origin of the term is unknown but some speculate it stems from an infamous customer named Deepan.

Hey we're all going out for some beers after work, should I see if John can come?

Na, Poor fella just got Deepaned, been stuck on the phone for hours. John has to walk the customer through the entire process of installing Windows.

by Jonas1999 May 2, 2008

Despaneato

When something is so neat it becomes as neat as despacito.

This potato is as neat as despacito; Its despaneato.

by BastardizedChild68 November 26, 2018