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No matter how nice Miss Smith is to our class this coming semester, I will despate her forever.
Despate by Doctorwannaberich January 12, 2017
Words you can keep

despayeeto 

The cancerous song Despacito combined with the word "Yeet", thus creating a new word which basically means this cancerous song being more cancerous than before.
Damn, Jordan is being a big Despayeeto right now.
The only thing white people can comment on LiveLeak or WorldStar videos involving black people. Shorthand for "Despite making up 13% of the American population, blacks commit over 50% of violent crimes." Sometimes can be substituted with "1350."
Despite...
Despite by huwhite February 2, 2019

despayeetosaurusrexcito 

The ultimate meme of memes, including the classics like 'yeet' and 'despacito'
Yo nigga, despayeetosaurusrexcito!

Despayeeto 

when a supa sad moment happen, so you call out to alaska
alaska, play despayeeto, she will obay, and yeet that despa, to fell happi
to truly get the despayeeto experience you need to play roblocks
Person 1: yo you got fucking dumped so hard
Person 2: Yeah, still sad about that
Person 1: How can i make you feel better
Person 2: GET OUT
*Person 1 leaves*
Person 2: This is so sad alaska play despayeeto, and crank the roblocks pls
Despayeeto by Matty Gam3r November 12, 2018

Alexandre Despatie

World champion diver from Laval, Quebec, Canada. Alexandre has the distinction of being the only person to win at 1,3 and 10m platforms. He is also the only living human who should be encouraged to wear a Speedo at all times.

Alexandre is not gay - a fact many gay men are quite upset about.
Hey, Louis! Check out the slo-mo recap of Alexandre Despatie's last dive. Sacre bleu, those are some nice abs. Great clean entry, too.

Bien sur, Francois. I've always loved Alex's entries.
Alexandre Despatie by rockhound43 October 15, 2010
without taking any notice of or being influenced by; not prevented by:

I still enjoyed the week despite the weather.
Despite repeated assurances that the product is safe, many people have stopped buying it.
+ -ing verb He managed to eat a big lunch despite having eaten an enormous breakfast.
despite yourself

If you do something despite yourself, you do it although you do not want to or although you know you should not:

He laughed despite himself.
She took the money from her mother's purse, despite herself.
More examples

Trains are still running, despite the snow.
The pop festival passed off peacefully, despite the fears of local residents.
The overall situation is good, despite a few minor problems.
He was able to lead a normal life, despite the illness.
She manages to stay cheerful despite everything.
Trains are still running, despite the snow.
The pop festival passed off peacefully, despite the fears of local residents.
The overall situation is good, despite a few minor problems.
He was able to lead a normal life, despite the illness.
She manages to stay cheerful despite everything.
despite by Thomas Denning December 1, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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