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Desperateism ♡#0616

Mike tyson: “I keep forgetting man..and The rock left the call…”
*Harry styles has joined the call
“their name and user is Desperateism ♡#0616“
Mike tyson: “Thanks harry”

Desperateism by Desperateism ♡#0616 July 31, 2021

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Desperateism

Desperateism ♡#0616

Mike tyson: “what is their tag and user again?”
The Rock: “ Desperateism ♡#0616”

Desperateism by Desperateism ♡#0616 July 31, 2021

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Desperates

A stoners collection of roaches and resin collected, stored and smoked in a time when they were out of weed.

Hey dude, you wana get high?" "no man i'm out of weed." " don't worry Dude I got those desperates" " titts man lets fire them up!

Desperates by arobine31 May 5, 2011

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desperatesy

After feeling the effect of ecstasy for 45 minutes and you feel yourself crave more but can’t find any.

I felt desperatesy when my dealer left the club early last night

desperatesy by Jsm13 August 6, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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