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Despirate 

Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.
Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."

Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."

"Wow, don't be a despirate."
Despirate by SHJF March 23, 2009
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Despirate 

Adopting pirate like tactics when you have very few options left.

despirate = desperate + pirate
When it's a question of survival, small brands adopt despirate tactics.
Despirate by t40ch3n December 6, 2006
Desirae is a beautiful and amazing person with the best personality she will get nervous around cute boys she is very loud and sometimes annoying but that’s ok because you still love her and she has many friends she won’t take crap from people she’s always making people laugh and have fun she is beyond gorgeous in every way but sometimes she doesn’t believe it and she can be weird but in a good way she will never leave your side no matter what if anything happens to you she would do anything she can to help. plenty of boys obsessing over her and she always makes good choices she is very very smart and a straight A student if someone messes with one of her friends she will NOT let them get away with it when you first meet you will want to be just like her but then when you hang out you know she is going to be your best friend she’ll stick with you thru anything and everyone around her is proud of her! She is also a very strong independent person who doesn’t like listening but will still be a natural at everything she never leaves people out she has her mood swings but we all do. She is always hungry and loves food she would choose food over boys she will not let you go thru anything alone if she knows something is wrong she will ask you and she will find out what it is weather you want her to or not! She deserves the whole world If you ever find someone like her don’t let them go you will regret it big time please just take my advise she’ll never ever let you down;)
Desirae: im not normal I’m unique and I’m proud!

Me:I’m proud to
Desirae by Itzmeautumn June 4, 2019

dessimated 

when you break your ancles in 10 different ways
Kimmy K put on 6 inch high heels and totally just dessimated! You should have seen it!
dessimated by Ham Slice February 26, 2017

desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
A Desirae is a talented, beautiful girl, who sometimes can be a little to kind, and sometimes not self confident, but you always tell her that she is beautiful, as a friend or girlfriend, she is the best person ever. She has jucy stories, and lots of tea to spill. I love her more than everything.
Friend- Desirae is the Nices person I’ve ever met, she is sweet, amazing and so pretty.
Desirae by IDontWantToTalk October 21, 2018
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