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Despirate 

Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.
Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."

Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."

"Wow, don't be a despirate."
Despirate by SHJF March 23, 2009
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Despirate 

Adopting pirate like tactics when you have very few options left.

despirate = desperate + pirate
When it's a question of survival, small brands adopt despirate tactics.
Despirate by t40ch3n December 6, 2006
Desirae is a beautiful and amazing person with the best personality she will get nervous around cute boys she is very loud and sometimes annoying but that’s ok because you still love her and she has many friends she won’t take crap from people she’s always making people laugh and have fun she is beyond gorgeous in every way but sometimes she doesn’t believe it and she can be weird but in a good way she will never leave your side no matter what if anything happens to you she would do anything she can to help. plenty of boys obsessing over her and she always makes good choices she is very very smart and a straight A student if someone messes with one of her friends she will NOT let them get away with it when you first meet you will want to be just like her but then when you hang out you know she is going to be your best friend she’ll stick with you thru anything and everyone around her is proud of her! She is also a very strong independent person who doesn’t like listening but will still be a natural at everything she never leaves people out she has her mood swings but we all do. She is always hungry and loves food she would choose food over boys she will not let you go thru anything alone if she knows something is wrong she will ask you and she will find out what it is weather you want her to or not! She deserves the whole world If you ever find someone like her don’t let them go you will regret it big time please just take my advise she’ll never ever let you down;)
Desirae: im not normal I’m unique and I’m proud!

Me:I’m proud to
Desirae by Itzmeautumn June 4, 2019

dessimated 

when you break your ancles in 10 different ways
Kimmy K put on 6 inch high heels and totally just dessimated! You should have seen it!
dessimated by Ham Slice February 26, 2017

desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
A Desirae is a talented, beautiful girl, who sometimes can be a little to kind, and sometimes not self confident, but you always tell her that she is beautiful, as a friend or girlfriend, she is the best person ever. She has jucy stories, and lots of tea to spill. I love her more than everything.
Friend- Desirae is the Nices person I’ve ever met, she is sweet, amazing and so pretty.
Desirae by IDontWantToTalk October 21, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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