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the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.
I just head desked myself because I am so bored.



She frustrated me so I did a head desk.
head desk by viva la c-bomb February 11, 2009

head to the motherfucking desk 

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

head off the desk 

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!

Deskhead 

Same idea as roadhead, except it happens underneath the desk while the one recieving it is doing work.
Example #1: "Prof is giving a lecture, but I'm getting deskhead instead."

Example #2
Guy 1: how do you manage to spend time with your girlfriend and keep your grades up?
Guy 2: easy, she gives me deskhead
Deskhead by Garyikea September 18, 2017

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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