Desk Head

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.

Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.

by Stomping Can June 6, 2011

head desk

the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.

I just head desked myself because I am so bored.



She frustrated me so I did a head desk.

by viva la c-bomb February 11, 2009

head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

head off the desk

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!

Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!

by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018

Deskhead

Same idea as roadhead, except it happens underneath the desk while the one recieving it is doing work.

Example #1: "Prof is giving a lecture, but I'm getting deskhead instead."

Example #2
Guy 1: how do you manage to spend time with your girlfriend and keep your grades up?
Guy 2: easy, she gives me deskhead

by Garyikea September 18, 2017