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Deskhead 

Same idea as roadhead, except it happens underneath the desk while the one recieving it is doing work.
Example #1: "Prof is giving a lecture, but I'm getting deskhead instead."

Example #2
Guy 1: how do you manage to spend time with your girlfriend and keep your grades up?
Guy 2: easy, she gives me deskhead
Deskhead by Garyikea September 18, 2017
Words you can keep
Means The Same As Dickhead: An Idiot, stupid, plum. But Is Said In A Much Cooler Way.
Shut Up Ben U Fucking Derkhead
Derkhead by Andreas_92 November 8, 2007

Desk Head 

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.
Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.
Desk Head by Stomping Can June 6, 2011

Jihad a derkhead 

Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.
why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?
Jihad a derkhead by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

deckhead 

A word i came across when somebody hacked into my friends bebo account. funny how people that are clever enough to hack into profiles are still illiterate. I presume its a mispelt version of dickhead (the obvious) or derkhead (the gangsta version)
The person who hacked his profile is a deckhead.
deckhead by ClaxBottom April 29, 2008

DeckHead 

A deck head is a mix of a ... skatedeck” and a “Head” as a play on words of DickHead used as a name for the amazing Skate and prank YouTuber DeckyDecks viewers
What’s up you DeckHeads welcome to another prank video 🚫🛴
DeckHead by DeckyDeck July 18, 2020
a Scottish alternative to the insult dickhead
ah gaj sam is such a deekhead
deekhead by the scaghead September 13, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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