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Deskhead 

Same idea as roadhead, except it happens underneath the desk while the one recieving it is doing work.
Example #1: "Prof is giving a lecture, but I'm getting deskhead instead."

Example #2
Guy 1: how do you manage to spend time with your girlfriend and keep your grades up?
Guy 2: easy, she gives me deskhead
Deskhead by Garyikea September 18, 2017
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Means The Same As Dickhead: An Idiot, stupid, plum. But Is Said In A Much Cooler Way.
Derkhead by Andreas_92 November 8, 2007

Desk Head 

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.
Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.
Desk Head by Stomping Can June 6, 2011

Jihad a derkhead 

Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.
why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?
Jihad a derkhead by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

deckhead 

A word i came across when somebody hacked into my friends bebo account. funny how people that are clever enough to hack into profiles are still illiterate. I presume its a mispelt version of dickhead (the obvious) or derkhead (the gangsta version)
The person who hacked his profile is a deckhead.
deckhead by ClaxBottom April 29, 2008

DeckHead 

A deck head is a mix of a ... skate “deck” and a “Head” as a play on words of DickHead used as a name for the amazing Skate and prank YouTuber DeckyDecks viewers
What’s up you DeckHeads welcome to another prank video 🚫🛴
DeckHead by DeckyDeck July 18, 2020
a Scottish alternative to the insult dickhead
ah gaj sam is such a deekhead
deekhead by the scaghead September 13, 2021
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