Derpese
After being unable to find a single photo for his Facebook profile in which he did not derp, Damon began to suspect that he had contracted Derpese
Derpese by furrycreature November 15, 2011
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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb by Timmaw August 10, 2006
Related Words
Derpese • derpes • depesed • derpee • Derpee Slurpee • derpegenic • Derpelephant • derpestrian • derpise • derposet
derpestrian
A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.
derpestrian by Douglas Young November 13, 2007
Derpes
A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
Derpes
1. An internetly transmitted disease, known as an I.T.D. Symptoms include:
- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D
How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D
How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
Anonymous: We owned him. Derp.
Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.
Anonymous: Nice name . Derp
Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.
Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu
Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.
Anonymous: Nice name . Derp
Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.
Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu
Derpes by www.Derpes.com January 28, 2010
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Derpelephant
A retarded elephant. An insult that can either be funny or discriminatory towards stupid fat people.
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant
Friend: I just ordered ten bags of peanuts!
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.
Derpelephant by BigMass123 January 20, 2013
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