After being unable to find a single photo for his Facebook profile in which he did not derp, Damon began to suspect that he had contracted Derpese
by furrycreature November 15, 2011
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by Timmaw August 10, 2006
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Derpese
• derpes
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• Derpee Slurpee
• derpegenic
• Derpelephant
• derpestrian
• derpise
• derposet
A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.
by Douglas Young November 13, 2007
Get the derpestrian mug.A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
by ItsjH November 17, 2010
Get the Derpes mug.1. An internetly transmitted disease, known as an I.T.D. Symptoms include:
- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D
How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D
How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
Anonymous: We owned him. Derp.
Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.
Anonymous: Nice name . Derp
Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.
Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu
Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.
Anonymous: Nice name . Derp
Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.
Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu
by www.Derpes.com January 28, 2010
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Get the derpes mug.A retarded elephant. An insult that can either be funny or discriminatory towards stupid fat people.
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant
Friend: I just ordered ten bags of peanuts!
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.
by BigMass123 January 20, 2013
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