Derpbag
Like a douchebag is a bag of douche or literally the device used to clean the womans genitals, a derpbag is a whole bag of derp.
Derpbag by Senor Ikea July 21, 2010
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Derpbate
To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."
derpaggedon
a portmanteau of "derp" and Armageddon. An expression of a level of retardedness that has reached epic proportions.
derpaggedon by amanofwealthandtaste September 16, 2013
derptagonist
An unintelligent person or group of people who win intellectual debates through countering logical facts with insults regarding the opponent's intelligence, causing the opponent to become enraged.
Derptagonist: I saw a moving star last night! *derp*
Smart person: I highly doubt the possibility of a star millions of light-years away moving through space fast enough for it to be noticeable on Earth. I didn't hear any reports of a meteor shower, so it was probably just a satellite.
Derptagonist: Dude that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
Smart person: I highly doubt the possibility of a star millions of light-years away moving through space fast enough for it to be noticeable on Earth. I didn't hear any reports of a meteor shower, so it was probably just a satellite.
Derptagonist: Dude that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
derptagonist by The Original Derptagonist November 30, 2010
derpage
Derpage is defined as a massive amount of derp spewing and or radiating off a human, creature and or plant
derpage by hawkblade3099 November 26, 2013
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