Derpbag

Like a douchebag is a bag of douche or literally the device used to clean the womans genitals, a derpbag is a whole bag of derp.

Boy: Wow, you're such a derpbag.
Girl: Screw you, I like hipster kitty.

by Senor Ikea July 21, 2010

Derpbatable

Like saying debatable only you say it when someone says something stupid that really isn't debatable.

*Stupid girl interrupts class*
Girl: "I have a really funny story to tell!"
Guy: "That's derpbatable."

by GES4 December 2, 2010

Derpbate

To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."

Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!

by HeySeuss November 13, 2011

dertbag

Bag of Dirt, Someone Dirty, Someone Smelly, Someone Trashy, Lack of Good Hygiene.

Spencer is a Dertbag. He smells like Dirt and Bag!

by SpencerP May 29, 2007

derpaggedon

a portmanteau of "derp" and Armageddon. An expression of a level of retardedness that has reached epic proportions.

Did you catch those reality TV shows last night on cable? Fucking derpaggedon.

by amanofwealthandtaste September 16, 2013

derptagonist

An unintelligent person or group of people who win intellectual debates through countering logical facts with insults regarding the opponent's intelligence, causing the opponent to become enraged.

Derptagonist: I saw a moving star last night! *derp*
Smart person: I highly doubt the possibility of a star millions of light-years away moving through space fast enough for it to be noticeable on Earth. I didn't hear any reports of a meteor shower, so it was probably just a satellite.
Derptagonist: Dude that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

by The Original Derptagonist November 30, 2010

derpage

Derpage is defined as a massive amount of derp spewing and or radiating off a human, creature and or plant

A stupid human would be a person with derpage.

by hawkblade3099 November 26, 2013