derpage

Derpage is defined as a massive amount of derp spewing and or radiating off a human, creature and or plant

A stupid human would be a person with derpage.

derpage by hawkblade3099 November 26, 2013

Depage 

Depage: a word commonly used to describe the opposite sex in a sexual context. It is a versatile word that can be used as a Noun, an Adjective or a Verb

Noun: that's good depage (Referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex).

Adjective: Her depage was really good last night.

Verb: I could see her toes curl while I was depping her.

Depage by MongolMan June 1, 2018

derpaggedon 

a portmanteau of "derp" and Armageddon. An expression of a level of retardedness that has reached epic proportions.

Did you catch those reality TV shows last night on cable? Fucking derpaggedon.

derpaggedon by amanofwealthandtaste September 16, 2013

deraged 

To rage so hard where you eventually reach the point where your body shuts down mentally as well as physically because you got extremely fucked up at a rage. In the occurence of getting deraged there is no possible antidote besides battling through it.

I was at a party with a couple of nates the other night and thats all i remember. Ill admit it i got deraged

deraged by Ragehardliveeasy January 6, 2009

Derage 

Verb - To suppress one's anger.

Person 1: Whoa! Bob is so angry!

Person 2: Yeah, he's totally raging.

Person 1: Someone needs to tell him to derage.

Derage by S.MF.L December 20, 2010

Derkage

The art of of getting Derked on

Luke actually experienced a derkage

Derkage by HanifLaThief February 1, 2021

derpabetic 

1. A diabetic so terrible at managing the disease that he or she is constantly calling the paramedics. 2. A person who is chronically derpy.

That diabetic dude used the wrong insulin again because he's a derpabetic.

derpabetic by DiabeetusGirl May 2, 2013