derive 

a word that everyone can use correctly, but no one can use right.

"fuck" is derived from german "frichen".

shit is derived my anus

even though the second one is grammatically and semantically correct, you'd be fucktarded for saying that.

derive by Hawaiian Dicking May 17, 2009

Derive 

verb
1. To find the point where it came from, to take the derivative
2. To torture (method used by Calculus teachers)

Don't drink and derive.

Derive by Dragix November 13, 2006

derive strawbz 

Fucking goated player that is in team derive and should deserve 100mill subs❤️

Look at derive strawbz he’s a goat

derive strawbz by Stealth ando October 21, 2019

Dick deprived 

When you haven't been fucked in forever and you need some dick

"If I don't get some dick soon ima die so dick deprived

Dick deprived by QueenOfItAll April 9, 2016

drive call buddy 

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call buddy” to pass the time of this long routine and boring drive. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss, your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never materialize because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient may sometimes result in talking to someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with “that” person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Example #1
Simi (Caller): Hey buddy,
Dukes: ur on ur way home from work?
Simi (Caller): how’d u know?
Dukes: I'm your drive call buddy.

Simi (Caller): sweet
Simi (Caller): click
Dukes: Huh???, I guess he just got home

Example # 2

Simi (Caller): Hey Yossi, sup?
Yossi: not much,
Simi (Caller): sup?
Yossi: nm, u bored or something?
Simi (Caller): yeah, on my way to work, just placing a drive call. U know.

Yossi: o, got it.

drive call buddy by simsterbimster April 27, 2015

Drive Call 

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call" buddy. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss or your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never go through because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient can sometimes be someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with that person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Caller: Hey Yanky, sup?

Yanky: not much,

Caller: sup?

Yanky: nm, u bored or something?

Caller: yeah, on my way to work, jut placing a drive call. U know.
Yanky: o, got it.

Caller: sup?

Dukes: ur on ur way to work?

Caller: howd u know?

Dukes: we're drive call buddies.
Caller: sweet

Drive Call by simsterbimster April 24, 2015

beamng.drive 

A game where you drive cars and wreck then into everything.

I crashed this pick up in BeamNG.Drive

beamng.drive by A flock of tigers April 20, 2015