Derangle

The act of unbagging, sorting , and putting away groceries in a timely manner to feed an urgently need for sustenance.

Commonly experienced by parents and busy people, but not uncommon for any adult to experience.

“When we get home we need to Derangle the groceries before I get grumpy!”

Derangle by Mr.SirCaptainMeaniePantsJr October 13, 2023

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

Elon Derangement Syndrome 

EDS, also known as Elon Derangement Syndrome, is a variant of TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This new variant started rapidly-spreading mainly on Twitter around April of 2022, when Elon Musk became partial owner of the company Twitter and all the blue check marks are losing their minds over it.

Why is there so much hate for Elon Musk right now?

The Liberals are suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome. They think he's going to take over Twitter and "radicalize" it when it's already a Cesspool of censorship and hate.

wtf?

ikr?

Elon Derangement Syndrome by Odd_James April 14, 2022

faith-derangement syndrome 

A mental illness marked by:

- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;

- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;

- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;

- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;

- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).

Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.

"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."

faith-derangement syndrome by Lomits October 14, 2018

Mentally Deranged 

A sad state of mind that has been through multiple traumas, socially, physically, emotionally, etc. Which prohibits the person from thinking clearly and it has the ability to develop into multiple mental illnesses and mental disabilities that will hinder the person’s life. It worsens if the person has neurological disorders that gets in the way of their social life.

He hasn’t been himself lately. I’m worried that he might be mentally deranged... I’m afraid of him. That’s what she said, you fools.

Mentally Deranged by Unwiseman February 26, 2020

Transgender Derangement Syndrome 

Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.

This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.

Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"

Transgender Derangement Syndrome by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX December 14, 2022

Misfit Derangement Syndrome 

A Tiktok cult, that blindly follows the hypocrite known as MisfitPatriot, ignoring he commits all the atrocities he accuses others of.

Brianstars10, grumpyconservative, and bwill123456 all have SEVERE Misfit Derangement Syndrome.

Misfit Derangement Syndrome by MisfitSucks March 18, 2022