Depremition 

More swag word for depression sounds cooler lõl 👌

Daddy I have depremition because I ate all my cookies

Johny has depremition because he doesn't have a pencil sharpener and oldest pens are unsharpened

Depremition by Nuggetbish October 6, 2021

self-deprecation 

belittling one's self: the act of belittling yourself or your achievements

She has low self-esteem and is prone to self-deprecation.

self-deprecation by BobTheMan October 20, 2005

Self-Deprecation 

Making fun of oneself for entertainment. It's usually done by people who are depressed, but you shouldn't just assume.

Self-Deprecation is such a common form of humor, even Urban Dictionary itself does it.

Self-Deprecation by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021

Depreciation

(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.

There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.

Depreciation by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Deprestion 

An illness that develops from losing too many games at competitive shooters. One suffering from this illness may present certain symptoms like Arthritis and hallucinations featuring ducks in your peripheral vision.

Jonathan has Deprestion

Deprestion by DuckyBoy123 June 6, 2018

depromotion 

When someone is given a promotion so that their boss can get rid of them without having to fire them

That guy given a depromotion and now he is a supervisor because he could not handle doing the work.

depromotion by iggydee November 22, 2010

deprention 

Someone who publicly posts or talks about being "depressed" when in reality you can see them doing it for attention. They will annoy you with things about how they have "no meaning in life" and then the mindless fucks who can't see right through it, like you can, will come rolling in trying to comfort them as you see them smirk. I am not talking about the real depressed people, my respect goes out to you. Get well. just the ones who are clearly faking, you insolent attention whores.

"you see doug over there"
"yeah I feel bad for him"
"don't be, he is just a deprention whore"

deprention by gatman January 25, 2015