deportes

In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)

It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)

If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

I played a round of deportes with Gerardo, but I lost. I'm in a Mexican prison now.

by Gerardoz! February 12, 2009

deport

1. to expel (an alien) from a country; banish.
2. to send of carry off; transport, especially forcibly

Deport immigrant felons now to reduce prison crowding.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

deportion

When you choose to abort a baby and it gets launched across the border

This baby is read for deportion

by donkeypunchcrackhead September 30, 2018

deportment

1. demeanor; conduct; behavior.

2. the conduct or obedience of a child in school, as graded by a teacher.

Her reckless driving without a license was listed as a big deportment

by Skater218 May 17, 2007

deported

The accion of, to and or be fucked...

Juan Carlos Carreto.

by Caligula April 2, 2005

deporter

An asshole with no dick

Ew, he's such a deporter.

by Goshityoself May 8, 2017

Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! November 11, 2016