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Depornified 

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.
Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??
Depornified by brian33337 October 16, 2023

Deadified 

Dead, no longer alive; killed; mainly used in video game scenarios.
Dude, you're totally deadified!!!
Deadified by allans_angel_grl January 27, 2009
To cause rejection by women, to cause to be unattractive to women or to ruin one's chances with a woman.
I was talking to three hot blonds by the bar and John walks in and shows them my skid marked boxers, completely deasifing me.

He deasified me by telling the girls in the class about my webbed feet.
Deasified by Mr. Flibble2 December 15, 2009

dylanified 

Inability to adapt to the environment even if you are very talented.
Feeling like Bob Dylan in the "We are the world, USA for Africa".
Dude! I was with my girlfriend friends, i was dylanified. I couldn't even join the conversation.
dylanified by ocsocs January 27, 2020

Deyaoified 

When something that used to contain yaoi, has had all yaoi removed from it boyxboy
I deyaoified that plot so it was suitable for my English teacher to read

Debonified 

A term invented by the citizens of Aberystwyth to describe a sensation leading to the penis becoming flacid. Normally used to get out of tricky situations with the girl, normally times where speed and appropriateness are an issue.
Thinking of an asian going "aowwwww" debonified me and I was safe from my physics teacher.

I was debonified when I saw that fat chick sauntering down the street.

When that chick put a microphone up my ass I really felt debonified.