Depongify

To shower or bath

Nothing better than a good depongifying after a long day's work.

by MackiedSA June 4, 2022

decognify

Decognify (verb, dēkôgnə-fī') derived from Cog.

1. To pull someone out of ignorance.
2. To reveal life changing facts to someone.
3. To (get someone to) seize doing a repetitive or monotone action in the everyday life.
4. The attempt to convince a 'cog' person or a 'drone' about something they think is impossible, or to show them information they do not yet know.

The point of UFO conferences is to decognify people who don't believe in anything beyond their daily lives.

by dmckenzie September 18, 2009

Depornify

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.

Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.

by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009

depoofify

The act of making your hair unpoofy, by showering, chopping it off, or some other means to manage it.

Nai had to depoofify her hair, since it was making her look like Trelawney, from Harry Potter.

by leaht683 January 13, 2008

Depotify

To remove from power, status, or authority.

Congress thought to depotify Nixon after the Watergate incident.

by xTheChrisx January 15, 2010

Depenify

When a cannibal doesn’t want to be gay so he cuts the penis off his Victims body

Eww! Carter depenifys his bodies and throws them out his window! One landed in my mouth! It was quite tasty tho ngl

U homosexual

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 9, 2019