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decognify

Decognify (verb, dēkôgnə-fī') derived from Cog.

1. To pull someone out of ignorance.
2. To reveal life changing facts to someone.
3. To (get someone to) seize doing a repetitive or monotone action in the everyday life.
4. The attempt to convince a 'cog' person or a 'drone' about something they think is impossible, or to show them information they do not yet know.
The point of UFO conferences is to decognify people who don't believe in anything beyond their daily lives.
by dmckenzie September 18, 2009
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Decoolify

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.
Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.
by S.BOB September 30, 2010
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Dehornifying

Adjective: The act of being a total turn-off
The large, sweaty, fat man bent down to pick up a penny in a very Dehornifying way.
by h3blatyl December 2, 2010
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Depornify

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.
Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.
by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009
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dehornify

Dehornify: when you're talking to someone and can't stop having a strong urge to fuck them right now, so you start talking about stupid shit to dehornify yourself.
"Omg... I want you right now... So how bout them Steelers?... I'm attempting to dehornify cause you're killing me"
by ExperiencedCOUGAR July 26, 2016
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decootify

Verb - to decontaminate or to cleanse.
To remove cooties from.
1) - damn that place is gross, they totally need to decootify it.

2) - after kissing that chick I had to decootify myself.
by OzMd March 22, 2009
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Depongify

To shower or bath
Nothing better than a good depongifying after a long day's work.
by MackiedSA June 4, 2022
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