decognify

Decognify (verb, dēkôgnə-fī') derived from Cog.

1. To pull someone out of ignorance.
2. To reveal life changing facts to someone.
3. To (get someone to) seize doing a repetitive or monotone action in the everyday life.
4. The attempt to convince a 'cog' person or a 'drone' about something they think is impossible, or to show them information they do not yet know.

The point of UFO conferences is to decognify people who don't believe in anything beyond their daily lives.

decognify by dmckenzie September 18, 2009

Decoolify 

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.

Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.

Decoolify by S.BOB September 30, 2010

Dehornifying 

Adjective: The act of being a total turn-off

The large, sweaty, fat man bent down to pick up a penny in a very Dehornifying way.

Dehornifying by h3blatyl December 2, 2010

Depornify 

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.

Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.

Depornify by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009

dehornify 

Dehornify: when you're talking to someone and can't stop having a strong urge to fuck them right now, so you start talking about stupid shit to dehornify yourself.

"Omg... I want you right now... So how bout them Steelers?... I'm attempting to dehornify cause you're killing me"

dehornify by ExperiencedCOUGAR July 26, 2016

decootify 

Verb - to decontaminate or to cleanse.
To remove cooties from.

1) - damn that place is gross, they totally need to decootify it.

2) - after kissing that chick I had to decootify myself.

decootify by OzMd March 22, 2009

Depongify

To shower or bath

Nothing better than a good depongifying after a long day's work.

Depongify by MackiedSA June 4, 2022