Depkon

The act of getting your ass fisted by a limbless person.

Stephen Depkon was depkoned by his friend stumpy!

by C. Cercone January 30, 2020

Depkon

Person who thinks he is a great hunter but really is a musser. Or someone who has retard strength.

See dork in the tree stand he thinks he is a great white hunter but he is a Depkon.

by Steve Novick January 8, 2009

Depoonhydrated

going an extended amount of time without getting any poontang (pussy)

dude, i havn't gotten any poontang since last saturday!!! If i dont get any quick i mite get Depoonhydrated..

by Mikey D 34 March 8, 2009

Deakon

Usually a genuine person, usually ginger with the swag no one else has even seen before. He usually works in tough positions. But stares death In the eyes.

Girl 1: "wow check out all that ginger swag.
Boy 2: "I have developed a man crush"
Deakon "I bring all dem niggas to the yard"

by Alldembitches August 25, 2016

Deakonian

An avid follower of all things Joey Deacon, an elderly spastic who touched the hearts of all schoolkids during the early to mid 1980s. He brought a whole new vocab complete with hand and optional tongue actions into the playground.

His execution of the shoulder-bite coupled with 'spaz arms' was textbook. A pure Deakonian.

by Mark D December 15, 2004

Deponts

A fertile woman with fluctuations in weight and moods.

"I can't believe Susan from high school turned out to be a deponts!"

by DonkeyPuncher1 November 14, 2013

Dekon

A man with a commonly larger penis than most of his friends ranging from 6 to 13 inch penis.

Wow his dick is so big his name must be Dekon!

by Bigger D ;) January 9, 2018