Deparchment

A beverage that quenches the thirst of someone who is parched. Thus relieving their parchment.

Man I'm thirsty, I better get some deparchment.

by Djent_2 January 12, 2019

Deparchment

The paper presented to an individual at graduation when the qualification is revoked.

Mike recieved deparchment at his graduation last week.

by auttua July 8, 2011

department of the interior

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016

IT department

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.

Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.

by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

Based Department

A term used to signify that a given individual is exceptionally based, generally in the form of an allusion implying that the person in question would be best hired by a potential department composed of equally based employees.

- I'm a blue cheese enthusiast.
- Hello, Based Department?

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

Scottsdale Police Department

The police of Scottsdale, Arizona who have nothing better to do than launch all out investigations of high school parties and the such. You better not get caught smoking weed or drinking a beer underage here or the Scottsdale cops will have your nuts in quite a bind. A routine traffic stop in Scottsdale will usually draw the attention of 3-4 cop cars. Synonymous with douchebags and or pussies. Warning: they feel threatened easily and may shoot with the slightest of movements

The Scottsdale Police Department just showed up and gave out 150 MIC's.

by Jack Boots IV May 4, 2009