DeodoCant

When you can’t apply deodorant without getting it all over your shirt.

Ryan realized he was DeodoCant when he said, “ I just gotta turn my shirt more inside out so it goes on the inside more, maybe ”

by TheStrugglesReal June 13, 2023

Democants

The best name for the Democratic Party of 2017 due to their inability to be relevant.

I wish the lame Democants could actually stop the crazy Republicans; but they are seemingly unable to do anything this year.

by Major Thomas December 29, 2017

deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Deodorant

A thing people should not eat. EVER!

Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha

by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

deoderant

something you put on so you wont smell like dennis rodman when you sweat.

hey you smell like chicken fricasee wear some deoderant next time.

by sowhatifisaidthat November 18, 2004

Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

deodorant shower

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.

1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."

by stemkid13 April 30, 2011