Deocol

The seldom successful practice of applying deodorant and cologne after a workout, forgoing the most commonly accepted cleansing method of bathing, usually done when one is short on time or runs in a park void of restroom showers.

Because Will chose to run in the nearby park rather than at the gym, he could only deocol before returning to the office.

by Ironmanjim December 27, 2017

décolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

buttocks décolletage

Buttocks décolletage is a fashion in which the person deliberately wears her jeans or other clothing short or low enough to expose the upper part of the cheeks and crack.

The dress I tried on allowed too much buttocks décolletage, even for the Gulf Coast beach hangouts.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 7, 2007

Decoolify

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.

Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.

by S.BOB September 30, 2010

decolletage

The Low cut neckline of a dress.

Lil kim is known for her decolletage sometimes she even forgos low cuts nd jus leaves a breast hanging out

by sariza April 29, 2008

staged décollété

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.

Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.

by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2010

Deoconservative

The deoconservative, like his ideological cell mate the neoconservative is holier than thou by virtue of Virtue.

Prominent deocons are televangelists who run Political Action Committiees, lobbyists who launder charitible contributions into political currency, and moralists who want you to do as they say, not as they do. They are the Religious Right hand of greed. Concatenation of Deo and conservative. Might also apply to well meaning republicans who just want everyone to think like they do.

The deocon cabal in Washington is under investigation for malfeasance in spite of their moral approbation.

The Book of Virtues was written by a deoconservative gambling addict.

by neokneme July 24, 2008