Denver Air 

Denver Air

When someone is acting strange, showing odd behavior,that is unlike themself. Caused from the effects high altitude found in such cities as Denver, Colorado.

Person One
"Did you see Alex run on and off at every stop while we were on the train?!"

Person Two
"YEAH! Haha It's gotta be Denver Air"

Denver Air by Kirby McKay January 15, 2009

Denver Hot Air Balloon 

When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.

Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.

Denver Hot Air Balloon by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009

Denver Airport 

1) A large hub airport in Colorado famous for being far from the city of Denver itself and trapping helpless passengers for days at a time.

2) A sleepless hell-vortex near Colorado prone to ill weather and cranky travelers.

Dude, I have not slept in 23 hours thanks to the Denver Airport and i want to murder that Albanian couples baby who by some freak defect is able to cry on a triple dose of Dramamine.

Denver Airport by Brigadier General brown-ops March 24, 2010

Denver International Airport 

Denver International Airport (DIA) is a major international airport located in Denver, Colorado. The airport is on the northeastern portion of the city.

It ranks among the top 10 busiest airports in the United States and is the largest airport in area in the country. It is a major hub for United Airlines and the operations base of United's low-cost subsidiary Ted. Frontier Airlines, one of the fastest growing discount airlines in the US also uses DIA as their main hub. The airport uses DEN as is its IATA airport code and KDEN as its ICAO airport code.

DIA replaced the old Stapleton International Airport in 1995, making it one of the youngest major airports in the US. It was built by the initiative of Denver mayor Federico Peña, but its construction ran into many problems.

Nowadays, the main complaint about the airport is its distant location from the city center, necessary to accommodate the airport's vast size (137km²). The airport also charges high landing fees to airlines in order to offset its hefty construction costs. Tickets to and from Denver are very expensive, lessening its appeal as a cross-country hub.

DIA has three midfield concourses. They are spaced far apart, and if the inter-terminal people mover system breaks down, it becomes difficult for passengers to board their flights on time, which has only happened once since the airport has been opened. The basic layout is very similar to Atlanta's airport, except that departures and arrivals are on different levels of the terminals.

During a major blizzard in 2003, the heavy snow tore a hole in the one of the terminal's characteristic white fabric roofs, which were designed to be reminiscent of the snow-capped Rocky Mountains in winter.

"Dude, DIA is like one of the leetest airports in the world!"

Denver International Airport by Soiled Undergarment October 20, 2004

Denver International Airport 

DIA. The gargantuan international airport serving Denver, Colorado (DEN) located on the plains east of the city and nowhere near the city center of Denver. Its location is so remote and so far from Denver itself that it seems to be halfway to the Kansas border. Taxing on the runway to/from the terminal itself takes forever and seems to take like an hour. Right after you takeoff (depending on the direction), you can look down and see numerous cattle ranches in the area. To get just about anywhere in the metro area is a long drive due to of its remote location.

The airport covers some 60 or 70-square miles or so and is the largest airport in the country. It is so large that it is larger than Chicago O’Hare, Dallas Forth Worth and Atlanta/Hartsfield combined. The current facility was built to replace the aged Denver Stapleton Airport in 1995 or so that was much closer to the city center.

The central terminal is known for its white, fabric roof reminiscent of the white-capped Rocky Mountains or the “teepees” of the Native Americans who inhabited the area, depending on who you ask. Being inside makes you feel as though you are in a giant tent. The clean and spacious central terminal has the TSA screening booths, numerous car rental agencies, restaurants and the enormous baggage claim on the bottom level. The airport’s layout is similar to Atlanta’s. There are 3 concourses separated by some three-quarters of a mile or so and connected by an underground train. Frontier Airlines is closest to the main terminal while United is further out at Concourse 3.

DIA is the 2nd largest hub for United Airlines and is the only hub for smaller, classier and low-cast carrier, Frontier Airlines.

Denver International Airport is a nice airport, but dam is it big and remote.

Denver International Airport by [e-mail] March 29, 2008