Dempire
Dempires are commonly known to be demon at day, giving a more human look/form to camouflage in with humans, and vampire at night.
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Demtired
Demtired is a misspelling of Determined. It means determined, but tired also, and wanting to do something, (or too much) but being really tired.
Dempressed
Pretending to be depressed with the goal of receiving attention, validation and sympathy from others.
Dempressed by timmothymackarel January 8, 2022
Dumpire
Beer pong umpire who has been through the rigorous training of the Dumpire's Association*.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
Dumpire by Team Mushroom July 11, 2019