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A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.
Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"

Diane: "A dampire!!!
dampire by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019
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Look at that dampire
dampire by classroom comics January 14, 2022
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Dampir is a term used for the offspring of a vampire and a human. A half vampire/half human hybrid.
Rayne, from the BloodRayne games, is a Dampir
Dampir by EmeraldHeiress February 23, 2009
Beer pong umpire who has been through the rigorous training of the Dumpire's Association*.

*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.

Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.

The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.

After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.

He takes another swig of rose.
Dumpire by Team Mushroom July 11, 2019
A hipster who has not seen the light of day for weeks at a time due to his propensity for seeing indie midnight concerts as well as his need to earn money to see said concerts by working graveyard shifts at the local video store.
SXSF is turning Steve into a real Danpire.
Danpire by Guillaume LeBreton April 3, 2008
a half breed, part human and part vampire, torn between and his/her vampire thirst for blood, which is supressed by his/her human side. Has vampire strenth and none of their weaknesses, except for thirt for blood.
Anyone with both vampire and human blood is a dampyre.
dampyre by Shannon Reynolds October 22, 2003

Dwampire 

A Dwobbit who turns into a vampire.
You could tell Chris was a Dwampire by the way he sparkled in the sun.
Dwampire by Bacca Vader December 11, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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