A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.
Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"
Diane: "A dampire!!!
Diane: "A dampire!!!
by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019
by EmeraldHeiress February 24, 2009