A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.
Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"
Diane: "A dampire!!!
Diane: "A dampire!!!
by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019
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by EmeraldHeiress February 23, 2009
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*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
by Team Mushroom July 11, 2019
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by Guillaume LeBreton April 3, 2008
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