Beer pong umpire who has been through the rigorous training of the Dumpire's Association*.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
by Team Mushroom July 11, 2019
Get the Dumpire mug.Noun: An indivdual who's need for recognition and attention causes them to constantly dump on and degrade their friends and family members in a passive aggressive backhanded manner. Also lives to suck the fun and irony out of online interactions, draining the lifeblood out of your blog/twitter and facebook.
This person is the one person you had always hoped would never get a Facebook account. This person will purposely misunderstand you so as to mock you. This person is usually your mother in law.
This person is the one person you had always hoped would never get a Facebook account. This person will purposely misunderstand you so as to mock you. This person is usually your mother in law.
"Sarah- you are so "healthy" looking- you sure there is no jean and phillipe?
I always wanted jeremy's father to get pregnant just once- we would have been set for life! Jeremy is closer than his father ever got....."
In three short sentences the dumpire tells her pregnant daughter in law she is enormous, calls her son fat and wishes her other two children were never born.
I always wanted jeremy's father to get pregnant just once- we would have been set for life! Jeremy is closer than his father ever got....."
In three short sentences the dumpire tells her pregnant daughter in law she is enormous, calls her son fat and wishes her other two children were never born.
by The Dumpire Diarist May 8, 2010
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- Hey, don't talk shit about my dumpire waifu
- Hey, don't talk shit about my dumpire waifu
by 50yearhikikomori February 8, 2017
Get the dumpire mug.The act of unintentionally spraying diarrhea from ones anus in the shower. The act is triggered when the sprayer applies force to expel gas from his or her bowels. However the sprayer, during the gas expulsion process, is unaware that massive amounts of liquid feces will eject from said anus. The sprayer is relatively ashamed and in a mild state of panic, however given the privacy and running water, the sprayer knows everything will be alright.
Rich: "whats up bro?"
Dave: "Dude, I just did a 'dumphrey' when i was gettin ready to go on my date with Sandy."
Rich: "Bro, thats nasty...Sandy? Who the hell is Sandy?"
Dave: "She my shuga momma"
Rich: "Cool...but what happened to Dennis?"
Dave: "Dude, I just did a 'dumphrey' when i was gettin ready to go on my date with Sandy."
Rich: "Bro, thats nasty...Sandy? Who the hell is Sandy?"
Dave: "She my shuga momma"
Rich: "Cool...but what happened to Dennis?"
by R.M. Decembrist April 14, 2008
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by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020
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Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.
Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.
THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE
Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.
Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.
THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE
by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020
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