What a massive bullshitter does all day
Paul! Have you been out the back smoking again?
No, I've been blue sky thinking about the Pacific Wave account
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To have unplanned sex with a pizza delivery boy
Karen's date let her down last Friday so she stayed in and got deliverood
The smell of butt and balls that you find in toilets clubs and bars in Brighton
Colin said that when he was blowing Carl last week he was nearly overcome by Brighton Airbnb
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A guy with a killer beard and a wang that can smash any door open,can down pints of Guinness in a single gulp probably the best DJ in the world when he's not roundhouse kicking Bulls to death at the Pampolona Bull run.Riley bathes in Tequila and never has less than 15 supermodel babes lap dancing around him.Riley is in short a fuckin human polar bear.
Look over there see that polar bear looking dude?
That's Riley!!!
A large two ton grey coloured mammal that has entered into a traditionally human only habitat
Pete did you leave the patio doors open again ?
No why?
Well because there's an elephant in the room again!
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