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Delaeney 

Jesus max is hot, delaeney is lucky

John Delaney 

John Delaney also known as the dude that is polling at a record-breaking 0%!
Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"
John Delaney by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019
Delaney is a beautiful girl but can’t see it. She has depression but hides it very well. She has a great sense of humor, with all the boys she meet or girls falling for her. Her mood changes very quickly, and can be mean but will always say sorry after a while.
Person: your so pretty!
Delaney: no I’m not Hahaha! I look like trash!!
Delaney by Justmeandmypp November 9, 2019

john delaney 

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?
It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney
First things thing's first she's the realest. "Beautiful" doesn't even do her justice because she's just that perfect. She makes the worst days wonderful and is the most genuine person anyone has ever had the pleasure of meeting. She's a bit neurotic but it just adds to her charm. She helps the people she surrounds herself with and they do their best to help her back. She could make you laugh at a funeral and make it totally tasteful. She's intelligent, passionate about the things she likes, and always there for her friends so long as they listen to her vent once in awhile.she's the best friend anyone's ever had.
Delaney's the bomb
Delaney by Not Winchester June 14, 2015
A girl, usually lacking self-confidence, incredibly beautiful, may hide feelings or insecurities, may feel over emotional and hide it, just needs a hug most of the time.
Delaney: I need to raise my grades. They're not good enough.
Guy: You have all A's.
Delaney by ThatEdgyTeen December 17, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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