Get the Defaction mug.DEFACTOID:- A person, animal or device which is mainly used to commit activities to reduce or demolish the activities of the opposition.
by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019
Get the DEFACTOID mug.When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.
(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
by gingyman January 9, 2010
Get the Faux Defecation mug.An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.
Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.
by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017
Get the anti-defecation league mug.When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.
"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"
"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"
"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"
"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"
"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
by The_ALCH June 15, 2019
Get the morning deflation mug.Defamation does not include:
-Telling T-Series to hold their defacation
-T-Series can eat a dick
-Suck my fuckin’ swedish meatballs
-Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
-Telling T-Series to hold their defacation
-T-Series can eat a dick
-Suck my fuckin’ swedish meatballs
-Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
by StillNotDefamation April 1, 2019
Get the Defamation mug.An organization that once fought bigotry, now taken over by insane social justice warriors. The ADL is responsible for hilariously declaring the OK symbol to be a racist symbol for white power.
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) recently claimed the OK symbol means white power. Next week maybe they'll declare that a thumbs up means send all non-whites up to the moon.
by Grandmaster Mac October 3, 2019
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