defacate 

To push a log from your anus.

I gotta defacate!

defacate by squeakshard765 July 4, 2016

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

defaecate 

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

defaecate by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

defecate by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

defecate by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007

defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

defecate by AdGarUK January 9, 2012