Defacaser

Someone that violates a toilet so violently that the shit exits where it entered. Also, someone that takes “shit hitting the fan” literally.

Beware the defacaser, there’s always one at a gathering.

by Slickeer August 16, 2019

defacated

To void feces from the bowels.

I was so scared I defacated my pants!

by Randor August 12, 2005

defacatorium

A fancy toilet, or in a pinch - just about any toilet that you chose to defile.

My bowels are full, I must make haste to the nearest defacatorium!

by PhonicUK July 21, 2017

defacate

To push a log from your anus.

I gotta defacate!

by squeakshard765 July 4, 2016

defacator

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.

Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

relationship defacer

Someone who ruins a relationship deliberately, they have an astounding level of patience, confidence and consistency. When someone has broke up with their partner and it's neither his or her fault, it's likely that they have been the victim of a relationship defacer.

Person 1: Why did you and Mel split up? You seemed really happy together.
Person 2: A relationship defacer came and ruined everything.
Person 1: I'm sorry.

by Mc Noggin August 10, 2017

defacated pantaloons

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants

eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003