squeakshard765's definitions

defacate

To push a log from your anus.

I gotta defacate!

by squeakshard765 July 4, 2016

iPad

An electronic device designed by Apple that is less functional than a laptop, and less portable than an iPhone.

So I combined my phone and laptop, but instead of making a portable laptop, I made a non portable iPod touch........THE iPad!

by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

Nexus

A series of tablets built by HTC, previously made by Asus, and a series of phones built by Motorola. They are marketed by Google.

Look at my new Nexus. Half as much as your iPad, twice the RAM.

by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015