Definitions by squeakshard765

defacate 

To push a log from your anus.

I gotta defacate!

defacate by squeakshard765 July 4, 2016

iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

iPhone by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

iPad 

An electronic device designed by Apple that is less functional than a laptop, and less portable than an iPhone.

So I combined my phone and laptop, but instead of making a portable laptop, I made a non portable iPod touch........THE iPad!

iPad by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

Nexus 

A series of tablets built by HTC, previously made by Asus, and a series of phones built by Motorola. They are marketed by Google.

Look at my new Nexus. Half as much as your iPad, twice the RAM.

Nexus by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015