Deeck 

Quite a lot of kids say deeck in front of their teachers and don't get told off because their technically not saying 'dick'.

Bob: You're a deeck!
Teacher: Excuse me! Detention!
Bob: But I didn't say any bad words!
Teacher: *Groan*

Deeck by Sunny Bacon November 21, 2007

Deeck 

Big dick 🤤

That deeck tho

Deeck by Ur mom uh hoe September 23, 2019

Deckerstar 

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over

Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!

Deckerstar by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019

Deeker 

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

Deeker by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016

Deck bits 

1. Women's genitalea, breasts and Vagina; 2. Metal bollards on jettys or wharves which boats use to tie up to.

Check out the deck bits on her; throw out a line we need to tie up to that deck bit.

Deck bits by Craighanna June 16, 2013

the upper decker 

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water

before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker

the upper decker by face vol.4 May 23, 2009

decksex 

A period of intense focus when creating decks for collectible card games such as Magic: The Gathering. Often stretching into the twilight hours of the night and replacing actual playing time altogether.

Mark: "hey you wanna play some MTG tonight?"

Phil: "Yea sure. I had some major decksex last night, need to playtest some new cards"

decksex by MrCopacetic June 8, 2014