The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.

Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.

decanter by Angelus January 27, 2005

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human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.

Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.

human decanter by Nurse K February 10, 2008

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Decunting

The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.

People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.

This is an example of decunting:

Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".

I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.

Decunting by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011

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